no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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