Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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