So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
