Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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