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I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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