Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Randomize
