omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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