There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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