Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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