I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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