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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.

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(901): He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas. http://tfl.nu/264e

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.

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(715): I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on. http://tfl.nu/3jom

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.

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(502): I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can. http://tfl.nu/7z31

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Im calling him

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was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember

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(606): Im calling him (606): was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember http://tfl.nu/dfbx

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(307): View more from Wyoming

We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars

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(307): We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars http://tfl.nu/sm85

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(904): View more from Florida

She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.

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(904): She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes. http://tfl.nu/nuhm

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(434): View more from Virginia

I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement

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Dude you were ten when he graduated

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Wahoowaaaaaaa

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(434): I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement (1-434): Dude you were ten when he graduated (434): Wahoowaaaaaaa http://tfl.nu/vark

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(970): View more from Colorado

Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin

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(970): Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin http://tfl.nu/mrds

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(423): View more from Tennessee

What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.

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Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.

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(423): What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there. (1-423): Call it what you want. You fucked a girl. http://tfl.nu/1fty

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.

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(330): I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again. http://tfl.nu/tjdc

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(214): View more from Texas

They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that

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How awkward

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Yeah it's pretty fucked up

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(214): They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that (972): How awkward (214): Yeah it's pretty fucked up http://tfl.nu/97bk

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(314): View more from Missouri

You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad

(224): View more from Illinois

I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.

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(314): You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad (224): I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick. http://tfl.nu/vatm

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(251): View more from Alabama

My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.

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(251): My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult. http://tfl.nu/4jpl

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(585): View more from New York

She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.

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Probably not gonna date her.

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(585): She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird. (585): Probably not gonna date her. http://tfl.nu/gpx5

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(616): View more from Michigan

After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.

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(616): After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven. http://tfl.nu/wa87

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