let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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