so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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