My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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