my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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