the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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