My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office