when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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