This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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