Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
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