I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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