Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I need moral support for this bender
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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