i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
