i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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