Non-Jews are for practice
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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