you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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