Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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