he told me I talked like a deaf person
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
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I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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