yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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