Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
It's official drugs can't kill me
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
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Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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