actually, I'm a sock model
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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