It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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