It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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