No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
you made out with another girl for some wings
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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