you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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