the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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