I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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