I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
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I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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