oh god the rape fog is back!
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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