You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Come on in and take your pants off
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