I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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