She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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