mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.