it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?