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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...

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  wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.

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• (212): View more from New York

  You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.

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  that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary

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• (631): View more from New York

  stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game

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• (714): View more from California

  Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.

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• (212): View more from New York

  your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.

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