Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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