Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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