Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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