:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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