Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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