i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
do nipples grow back?
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