It's Friday. Sex?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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