At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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