2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Randomize
