Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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