You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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