can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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