I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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