You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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