Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.