I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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