using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.