Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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