I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
